Hard Eddy

Howzit Boets and Binnets, 

Velkom lekker meeting you, few things about me Gellets solgan is based on me based on me, cause I'm as good as a man can get, China. I taught Chuck Noris everything he knows, boet. I'm the tietst oke around boet, dont talk  to my binnet unless you looking to be klapped and donnered into next week china. Come have a braai with me and my chinas sometime, we'll jol around and drink some doppies boet. I was a mecenary back in Afrika, boet, lekker gig my boi, baie lekker. Moved to Australia for change of pace, boet, tired of moering okes in Afrika, so wanted to come klap some other poes bois, if they start trouble china. Ja nee boet, hope to see you around, lets have a jol

(Based on my GTA V RP Characters profile)